I'd Love to Help but..

I learned early on that if you keep snapping pictures, people tend to leave you alone and not ask you to do much of anything. 



I think River is on to my evil scheme.



She'd Make a Terrible Buddhist

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Me: What are you doing Peanut?
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River: Killin' bugs.
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Me: What?
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River: I'm squishin' em.
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Me: Don't do that, Honey. They are outside. It's fine for bugs to be outside. It is where they live. Only squish the bugs inside the house. Be gentle with them.
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River: Ok. I kill them gentle. (She then proceeds to squish them slower.)
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Kickin' Back on a Friday Night

I know this looks like some kind of Kentucky cliche'; a barefoot baby drinking a Dr. Pepper while sitting ON the kitchen table.. Please believe me that this is NOT a common occurrence. Jo and I turned our back for a few moments and River climbed right up and helped herself. As the following video has documented, River apparently is an angry drinker! The sugar kicked in fast and she had a lot on her mind! Oh well.. it is Friday night. Even toddlers need to unwind and relax after a long week.

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But next time it will be milk. Maybe chocolate.

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